By Evangeline L. '24 Let’s face it: Sending people “Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley is getting old. But fear not! I have spent the last several hours in a YouTube rabbit hole searching for the perfect videos to revitalize Rickrolling. I present to you my top picks for Rickrolling 2.0.5. "Never Gonna …
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UNSPOKEN RULES OF THE TENT™:
By Becca G. '21 and Helen BJ. '21 AUX cord for The Tent™ speakers is first come first serveThis is overruled if the person on AUX isn’t playing One DirectionIf it’s below 50 degrees out, blankets are required in The Tent™If someone’s face is down on the table, do not bother them. They are going …
Saying Goodbye to our Beloved Pret A Manger
By Aria D. '21 Pret A Manger slipped away from us peacefully over quarantine. Her death has been attributed to the coronavirus, although we all know that the true cause was the money hemorrhage caused by her generosity. By her, I mean the one man who gave everyone free cookies. When the nights grow long …
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To Pret:
By The Backpage Editors of The People (Helen B-J. '21 and Becca G. '21) How did I love thee? Let me count the ways. I loved thee to the depth and breadth and height, Of the boundaries of off-campus privileges, when in school, For seeking lunch and ways to fill my “study breaks.” I loved …
Department Christmas List:
Math: NO MORE CRYING. PLEASE. WE GET IT. WE’RE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU TOO.Science: Little tiny hats and scarves to keep the turtles warm during the winterEnglish: Students to use work periods productively (this was 100% not written during an English work period. We swear, Ms. Ryan!).History: a Communist revolution.Language: the extinction of the ‘vosotros’ conjugation PE: …
