Math: NO MORE CRYING. PLEASE. WE GET IT. WE’RE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU TOO.Science: Little tiny hats and scarves to keep the turtles warm during the winterEnglish: Students to use work periods productively (this was 100% not written during an English work period. We swear, Ms. Ryan!).History: a Communist revolution.Language: the extinction of the ‘vosotros’ conjugation PE: …
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Winsor Urban Dictionary
By Becca G. '21 and Helen BG. '21 Are you new to the Winsor community? Are you still working on ‘fit- ting in?' Do you wander about the halls, overhearing snippets of your fellow stu- dent’s conversations, wondering what they mean by “icwe?" Well, for the first time ever, we, your beautiful backpage editors, bring …
Rejected Junior Apparel
By Becca G '21 and Helen BG. '21 Every year, the junior class designs apparel to wear to the pep rally on UTL. There was some stiff competition this year for what apparel together, so here are some of the options that didn’t quite make the cut.
Horoscopes for October
By Ellen O'H. '20 If you know me, you know I’m an astrology junkie. And if I know you, Winsor student body, I know you’re interested in what will happen to you over the course of the next month. Never fear because I have horoscopes right here for you all! And astrology is obviously a …
