Department Christmas List:

Math: NO MORE CRYING. PLEASE. WE GET IT. WE’RE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU TOO.Science: Little tiny hats and scarves to keep the turtles warm during the winterEnglish: Students to use work periods productively (this was 100% not written during an English work period. We swear, Ms. Ryan!).History: a Communist revolution.Language: the extinction of the ‘vosotros’ conjugation PE: …

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Fake Midterm Checklist:

Needs Attention Developing Demonstrating with Guidance Demonstrating Panel  Banner (for the Backpage editors)(Note: we know, this IS very ~meta~): Gets articles in on time. DevelopingDoes actual work, not just lists of quotations! Needs AttentionIs generally cohesive and understandable. Needs AttentionIs not offensive/can be published/does not need to be censored. DevelopingIs funny to the general population, …

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