What does the leaf say to the other leaf?

I’m falling for you

What do you call a small pepper in the fall?

A little chili!

What is a gourd farmer’s favorite sport?

Squash

What was the jack-o-lantern doing at the gym?

Pumpkin iron

What’s a tree’s favorite song in Autumn?

“Don’t Stop Be-Leafin’.”

Why did the apple pie cry?

Its peelings were hurt!

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