Lost Spoons

By, Helen B-J. ’21

2000 LOST SPOONS! WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

SIGHTINGS:

September 5, 2018 —

Estimated 200 spoons spotted on the runway as part of Franc Fernandez’s new “Spoon Dress.” Fernandez is possibly best know for designing Lady Gaga’s meat dress in 2010.

September 7, 2018 —

17 spoons captured from street performer’s guitar case in Toronto, Canada. Performer

testifies to have had “no clue that they were there.” After being taken into custody by the

FBI, they were lost in the mail on their way back to the capital to await trial. The FBI is

investigating how the spoons could have crossed the Canadian border.

September 7 to October 3, 2018 —

543 spoons (and counting) found while attempting to hide in Whole Foods plastic

utensils bins across the Northeast. Spoons remain in custody in the city where they were

found.

October 1, 2018 —

64 spoons sold on Ebay to buyer in Russia. No other information is known.

IF YOU SEE A SPOON, TELL US SOON.

Description: 7.25 inches, 25 grams, silvery coloring.