By Abby Groom and Jack Kendall
Jack Guesses Winsor Things
Ring Day: When Winsor gets their class rings and then there are 100 posts with everybody’s hands out on Instagram
Banner Day: Your pep-rally thing where you get together and celebrate all of your sports teams. Something with Seniors.
ILE: “The International Latin Exam.”
Hemenways: “You get together and read some Ernest Hemingway.”
LOC: A place called Learning Ocular/Of/Oxford Center
UTL: I have no clue. “Uranus Truck Line.” Stop giving me random letters. Is it a building?
The Connector: A street outside Winsor that leads to the Starbucks
Greek Symposium: Recite some Homeric Greek to the entire grade
SASS: “Student Abroad Semester.” Oh, shoot there are two S’s; in that case, what you give to your teacher when they give you too much homework.
The Lamp of Learning: I don’t know. You go study under a lamp or something.
Giving Day: You give presents to your teachers because you are grateful for them.
Collect: When you… I don’t know. I don’t even have a guess. You collect something? I don’t know. [Found out what it is] God forbid you name it “student government.”
Abby guesses Belmont Things
Milk and cookies: A snack that we get because we are children. Once a week BH likes to treat us to milk and cookies for funsies.
Woodburys: Some sort of academic competition where you read something to your grade.
Poetry fest: A festival where all the boys recite poetry to each other.
Turkey Drive: Drive around and take pictures of turkeys.
The Loop: A gossip magazine.
Run a chapel: Doing a church service
Dance Party: When everyone in the school drops everything and starts dancing.
Better-Buy Sale: Get better by doing something good.
Facultones: A faculty workout group.