Department Christmas List:

  • Math: NO MORE CRYING. PLEASE. WE GET IT. WE’RE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU TOO.
  • Science: Little tiny hats and scarves to keep the turtles warm during the winter
  • English: Students to use work periods productively (this was 100% not written during an English work period. We swear, Ms. Ryan!).
  • History: a Communist revolution.
  • Language: the extinction of the ‘vosotros’ conjugation 
  • PE: WVFH to return the penguin jackets they stole.
  • Visual Arts: more volunteers to be painted in the figure class 😉
  • Performing Arts: for the practice rooms to ACTUALLY be soundproof. SERIOUSLY. We REALLY don’t need to hear that.
  • Tech: MORE CHARGERS PLEASE STOP STEALING OUR CHARGERS